oh my god I'm on a fucking RAMPAGE.
okay, seriously, I fucking hate men. I fucking hate how they're all alike, they all think they can play guitar and fix cars when they CANT!!!!!!! NO!!! I don't want you to call me and try to impress me by going 'listen to this, listen....*derr dinngg derr neee narr* oh wait, wait...I messed up, lemme start again"
NO! just...DONT! EVER.
Don't lay those fuckin' cheesy lines you use on every other faceless bitch on the street on me unless if you want to be castrated by a bare-handed bitch like me, cause I'd do it.
Every guy I've ever dated is so fucking lame and boring, they're more dramatic than me. No, I'm not gonna take care of you and cook for you and take you out, cause a boring fuck like you doesn't deserve it. It aint my fault you got no wit or anything interesting to say, so get the fuck OVER YOURSELF!
and take a shower and cut your hair while you're at it, you look like a fucking androgynous hippie and you stank like last week, and go shave your face paul bunyan. you're harvesting uglies in your beard
faoiweh;aoiwh;aoi;aiwa
fuck this game!